Welcome to the first edition of Shit Men Say Online, where we excavate the internetβs most confidently incorrect male commentary, break down the psychological insecurities driving it, and teach you how to respond with petty, informed precision. Today, we are dissecting a classic of the genre: the "body count" obsession. When men hyper-fixate on a partnerβs past using nonsensical analogies, they try to frame it as high standards. In reality, relationship science, stats, and basic biology point to something much more fragile: performance anxiety. Here is the actual data you need to either piss them off or shut them up.
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