Lizard People Political T-shirt

We Were Promised Lizard People Political Tee

This We Were Promised Lizard People T-shirt is for people who are tired of conspiracy nonsense and very real abuses of power. A political graphic tee that uses dark humour to call out misplaced outrage and hypocrisy.

Blunt, provocative, and intentionally uncomfortable, this shirt is designed to spark conversation, whether you’re at a protest, out with friends, or just existing in a world that keeps missing the point.

At Feminist Trash, we create independent feminist and political apparel that challenges narratives while prioritising sustainability and ethical production.

Pair it with our political shirts collection or explore our feminist t-shirts for more activist designs.

Ethical and Sustainable Political Apparel

Made to order to reduce waste, this anti-fascist shirt supports independent feminist art and ethical production practices.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) print
• Unisex sizing

Washing Instructions:

• Turn garment inside out and wash cold
• Air dry or tumble dry on low temperature
• Avoid ironing directly on the print

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the We Were Promised Lizard People T-shirt made of?
100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Fabric content may vary slightly depending on colour.

How does the unisex sizing fit?
This tee runs looser and longer than a standard women’s shirt. For a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down. Check the size guide for exact measurements.

Is this shirt sustainably made?
Yes. Each shirt is made to order using biodegradable, water-based inks in a sweatshop-free, WRAP-certified facility.

How should I care for this shirt?
Turn inside out, wash cold, and air dry or tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly on the print.

When will my shirt ship, and will I have to pay import duties?
Production takes 3–7 business days, and tracking is included for most orders. To keep your carbon footprint low and shipping fast, our apparel is printed locally on-demand across Australia, Canada, the UK, the US, and Europe.

Important Note on Customs & Border Duties: While we prioritize printing your order at your closest local hub, rare inventory shortages mean a specific size or colour might ship from a backup regional hub. If a Canadian, UK, or European order must be routed from our US facility, it may incur standard local import fees or taxes (such as the EU's flat-rate low-value import duty) required by your local border authorities before delivery. 

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Items made to order
• Allow 3-7 business days for production
• Tracking provided for most orders
• Free Shipping on orders over $55 USD (or local currency calculated at checkout)
• Printed Locally: Shipped directly from fulfillment hubs across Australia, Canada, the UK, the US, and Europe to ensure fast delivery and low shipping rates.
  
• Inventory Availability: While we fulfill locally whenever possible, if a specific size or colour is temporarily out of stock at your local regional hub, it will ship from our nearest backup facility.
• Customs & Duties: Orders routed from a backup facility outside your home country/region (e.g., a Canadian, UK, or EU order shipping from the US) may be subject to standard local customs, taxes, or flat-rate import duties collected by the carrier upon delivery.

SUSTAINABILITY

• Made at a sweatshop-free, eco-friendly facility
• Biodegradable water-based ink with lower environmental impact
• 100% vegan and WRAP certified

SIZING

• Unisex sizing makes this political tee run larger than your average women’s t-shirt (looser in body and longer in length; we suggest sizing down)

For accurate fit, refer to our size guide. Wear your political values proudly with this unique t-shirt from Feminist Trash.